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Do all snakes have that kind of iridescent sheen to them? I've rarely seen them in real life, but a while back I went to a Pride festival and someone brought their snake (a red-tailed boa, I think? Didn't quite catch the name in all the noise) and it was just the prettiest thing. So soft and docile, with a more rainbowy cover than Noodle in your icon.

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fuckyeahballpythons:

I’m going to say that if this person was at Pride and the least bit clever, they probably brought some kind of Rainbow Boa.

But some degree of iridescence is actually a common quality in many of species of snakes with unkeeled scales. Even Noodle can have some rainbows bouncing off her back after a shed.

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Sunbeam Snakes are probably the hallmark of serpentine iridescence. (Image source)

White-lipped Python. (Image source)

Bismarck Ringed Python. (Image source)

Boelen’s Python. (Image source)

Corn Isle BCI. (Image source)

Axanthic Scrub Python. (Image source)

Even this Iridescent Litter-skink is getting in on the action. (Image source)

And of course, the Brazillian Rainbow Boa. (Image source)

Close up shot of BRB scales. (Image source)

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

dbooox:

another self

plumagesilas:

the-last-time-lordess:

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i caN’T BREATHE

LOL

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

formulhated:

odins-nose:

Oh

FAVORITE POST ON THE WHOLE INTERNET

xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

m0od:

kisa-me:

i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight

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arrestedforloitering:

poutinewizard:

rebornica:

basically..

[Obligatory ‘OH MY GOOODDDD *CHURNS BUTTER INTENSELY* SOMEONE TOOK EFFORT TO MAKE THIS shut up ur trash comment here]

too bad this isn,t actually what happens ever?? if someone called you cishet scum it’s prob because you did some awful stereotypical cishet shit and offended them

i dunno dude ive seen posts where its just like “cis people” and then a picture of  a trashcan or w/e and it had an asston of notes

i also have seen anons accusing people who are genderfluid or trans* of being cis because they “”“”defend”“” cis people so basically those anons fuckin misgender those people

ive also seen people who literally just do not know because society does not fucking educate people on things like gender-fluidity and trans*gender get called trash by people

so instead of being helped or corrected or made less ignorant people will end up harming their movement and start off a potential spark of bigotry

and last but not least

ive seen people who basically say “please stop being mean to cis people on here” recieve death threats, get called trash, and are told to kill themselves

telling someone that they are trash and that they need to kill themselves is bullying itS FUCKING BULLYING IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER WHAT FUCKING GENDER THEY ARE

ive sEEN 13 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRLS GET CALLED “CISHET SCUM” FOR SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD STOP BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE

20 YEAR OLD PEOPLE PICKING ON 13 YEAR OLDS WHO ARENT EVEN TRANSPHOBIC THEY JUST DONT WANT TO BE CALLED FUCKING NAMES

BECAUSE YOU THINK PEOPLE ON THIS SITE KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BULLIED

WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE STRUGGLE WITH DEPRESSION AND SELF-LOATHING ON THIS SITE DO YOU REALLY THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO FUEL THOSE NEGATIVE FUCKING THOUGHTS BY CALLING A PERSON TRASH

IT DOESNT MATTER IF THAT PERSON ISNT BIGOTED AND THEY KNOW THEY ARENT ONE OF THE OPPRESSING ASSHOLES

IF THEY TRULY STRUGGLE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ITS STILL GOING TO FUEL THAT HATRED OF THEMSELVES

ITS ANOTHER PERSON WHO HATES THEM

BESIDES THEMSELVES

BULLYING

IS

STILL

FUCKING BULLYING

NO MATTER WHO ITS FROM

I AM SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT RANT OVER GOD DAMN

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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

lunechanteur:

I’m happy with my religion, thank you.

lunechanteur:

I’m happy with my religion, thank you.

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

morgana-molotov:

allthingshyper:

themyskira:

dragondruids:

woahitsthatcoolkidadam:

Yo but remember when Harley Quinn basically shat on gay bashing?

Oh my god, where is this from?

That one’s from Harley Quinn #22! Harley gets killed and goes to Hell, where she hooks up with some dead buddies and proceeds to plan a jailbreak. So Hell sics this crazed demonic enforcer on her, a bounty hunter from the Old West who even in death is obsessed with finding the one man who eluded him. After said bounty hunter annoyingly foils Harley’s escape plan, Harley finally asks him: “ffs, you’re dead, why are you so obsessed with finding this guy?” and it turns out that he wants revenge against the man who “corrupted” his son, aka his son’s boyfriend. And Harley’s like, “UM, DUH, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN HELL YOU BIGOTED DICKHEAD.” And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.
Because these are just the kind of things that happen to Harley.

And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.
Harley raised hell IN Hell and got brought back to life because Satan probably said ‘fuck this’ and banished her.
Harley literally lives because heaven doesn’t want her and hell is afraid she might take over

This is why Harley will forever be my forever favorite. Of everything. Ever.

morgana-molotov:

allthingshyper:

themyskira:

dragondruids:

woahitsthatcoolkidadam:

Yo but remember when Harley Quinn basically shat on gay bashing?

Oh my god, where is this from?

That one’s from Harley Quinn #22! Harley gets killed and goes to Hell, where she hooks up with some dead buddies and proceeds to plan a jailbreak. So Hell sics this crazed demonic enforcer on her, a bounty hunter from the Old West who even in death is obsessed with finding the one man who eluded him. After said bounty hunter annoyingly foils Harley’s escape plan, Harley finally asks him: “ffs, you’re dead, why are you so obsessed with finding this guy?” and it turns out that he wants revenge against the man who “corrupted” his son, aka his son’s boyfriend. And Harley’s like, “UM, DUH, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN HELL YOU BIGOTED DICKHEAD.” And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.

Because these are just the kind of things that happen to Harley.

And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.

Harley raised hell IN Hell and got brought back to life because Satan probably said ‘fuck this’ and banished her.

Harley literally lives because heaven doesn’t want her and hell is afraid she might take over

This is why Harley will forever be my forever favorite. Of everything. Ever.